Horror mom

OMG, I just scared the shit out of my 3 year old and realized it only when she started crying. She had just taken a bath I was trying to get her dry using her rabbit towel. She, however, kept running away from me. I therefore started to pretend that I was the giant knight Igor and that I. was Zwigor the dwarf and that we both lived far, far away behind the woods. My sole intention was to make the whole drying and putting lotion on procedure more fun. I continued the story saying that we had only come to town to help poor S. mommy because she couldn´t catch her little rabbit to get it ready for bed. I did nothing but speak with a deep voice using some foreign accent and at first S. was laughing so I just kept telling my story but all of the sudden she started crying and said she wanted her mommy back. Once I had "returned" she told me that I had to promise that Igor would not come back. The poor kid. Hopefully she is not going to have nightmares about me tonight. IIIGGGooooorrrrr.

All right, that is it from me for today. I am off. Need to make some phone calls with Hollywood... ;)